I’m not really sure what to write here, to be honest. Without some kind of rhetorical goal in mind I’m like a fish out of water, drowning in the sea of air that is my brain unloading a stream of consciousness trash bag of words unto a hapless text field.

I meant to ask the professor in class if she had any particular goals in mind for these journals, but I forgot. I do that a lot- I’m especially forgetful, but not when it comes to useless trivia and meaningless details. When the president needs a hard core, bad ass dude to stop the aliens by letting everyone know the difference between stalagmites and stalactites and that the best way to remember the difference is because stalaGmite has a G in it, for ground, and stalaCtite has a C in it, for ceiling, I’m gonna’ be like, 8th on the list.

How long are these supposed to be? This feels maybe too short.

But as they say, “brevity is the soul of wit”!